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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Crops Grown:	1646
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Potions Brewed:	175

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being surrounded by normies who will never understand the struggle of not having a cute Asian girlfriend? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of adorable anime waifus just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building a love nest with your virtual waifu, complete with heart-shaped beds and endless stacks of diamonds for her to admire. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated paradise filled with endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the despair of not having a qt Asian gf in real life. In our Minecraft world, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. But hey, love conquers all, right?

GasBustersEU

eastern europe, ENERGY, energy crisis, energy independence, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, Energy Transition, Europe, European energy, european union, Fossil Fuels, gas pipelines, GasBustersEU, Geopolitics, Natural Gas, renewable energy, russia, Russian gas, Ukraine transit

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? WELL THEN, COME JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT ALL THE CRAZIEST SHENANIGANS WAITING FOR YOU!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE IN A LAND FILLED WITH FLOATING PIGS AND RAINBOW SHEEP. WHY? BECAUSE WHY NOT! WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES OF GRAVITY HERE, WE MAKE OUR OWN RULES!

AND GET THIS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A GIANT KITTY CAT WITH LASER EYES. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, LASER EYES! AND WHEN YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET A RAINBOW UNICORN AS A PET. IT’S INSANE, I KNOW!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT YOUR ARMOR AND STILL BE PROTECTED. IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! EUROPE’S RUSSIAN GAS ERA MAY BE ENDING, BUT OUR SERVER IS JUST GETTING STARTED!

Blocky Brain Freeze

belief systems, Beliefs, blocky, Brain, cognitive barriers, cognitive biases, cognitive boundaries, cognitive constraints, cognitive filters, cognitive limitations, cognitive restrictions, constrain, fixed beliefs, FREEZE, limiting beliefs, mental boundaries, mental constraints, mental limitations, mindset restrictions, thinking, thought patterns

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Items Found:	5338	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the chickens do the cha cha slide. we got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dancers.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some mini-games. we have a special enchanted diamond sword that turns into a magical unicorn when you defeat the ender dragon.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets. plus, our community is so friendly that even the skeletons give out free hugs.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let your minecraft dreams come true on our server. remember, beliefs constrain thinking, so let your imagination run wild with us!

Block Party: NIMBYs Beware!

2010 law, Annual, BEWARE, BLOCK, building permits, forcible mergers, France, France law, government intervention., housing construction, housing crisis, housing market, housing permits, INCREASE, mergers, municipal consolidation, municipalities, NIMBY opposition, NIMBYs, Party, power, urban development

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	239	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	289
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dat 2010 law in France dat forced peeps to merge towns, but instead of buildings, we building up mad houses and shizz! NIMBYs ain’t got no power here, so u can build all da houses u want without no haters tryna stop u. Plus, we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like it’s a rave party up in here. So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server be off da chain, yo!

Vortex SMP

Adventure, anti cheat, balance, Challenges, Chaos, Community, competitors, Economy, Events, Fresh, gameplay, Hosting, kill, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, semi anarchy, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, steal, Survival, vortex

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1823
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ores Mined:	1745

Vortex SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	`in-2.hrhosting.fun:25574`

Looking for a semi-anarchy Minecraft server with exciting features and a growing community? Vortex SMP is the place to be! We’ve hit huge milestones and are ready for an even better 2024. Come join us for a fresh start and new adventures!

Why join Vortex SMP?

500+ Members and 500+ New Players in Season 6! We’re growing fast, and we want YOU to be part of it.
Upgraded Hosting for smoother gameplay and a lag-free experience.
Improved Anti-Cheat: Custom tweaks to ensure a fair and fun experience for all players.
Balanced Economy: A meaningful economy system that adds depth without overpowering gameplay.

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every kill matters! Steal hearts from your enemies and keep your own alive.
Semi-Anarchy Gameplay: Build, destroy, and survive – with just the right amount of chaos.
Custom Events: Regular events and challenges to keep things fresh and exciting.

What are we looking for?

Active players who want to join a thriving community!
Friendly competitors who love a good challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed to a certain extent in line with the semi-anarchy gameplay, but excessive griefing is not tolerated.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	Players are free to build any structures they like, as long as they adhere to server rules and guidelines.
What kind of events are hosted on the server?	Custom events such as PvP tournaments, scavenger hunts, and building competitions are regularly held to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server where players can chat, ask questions, and participate in community events.

Epic Quest Minecraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Coast, developer commentary, ending, Epic, episode 2, first time playthrough, fps, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, half-life 2, Half-life series, hl3, iconic game, memorable moments, Minecraft, player experience, Quest, Sci Fi, Storyline, valve, video games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Animals Bred:	196	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s better than the ending of Half-life 2! Explore beyond the Coast and discover new adventures that will keep you hooked. With developer commentary (just kidding), you’ll be entertained for hours on end. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the disappointment of a bad ending and immerse yourself in a world where the possibilities are endless. Who needs HL3 when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “What the block?!”

24HrBestMinecraftSMP

24HrBestMinecraftSMP, best thing, Blessings, delightful surprises, fortunate events, good news, gratefulness, happy moments, heartwarming experiences, highlights of the day, joyous occasion., memorable events, moments of happiness, moments to cherish, past 24 hours, positive experiences, positive outlook, positivity, silver lining, Small victories, unexpected joys

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans happening on this Minecraft SMP! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, a secret underground disco party, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles between players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. So, what’s the best thing that’s happened to you in the past 24 hours? Probably nothing as wild as what goes down on our server!

BlockDrop Masters

acceptance, BlockDrop, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, emotional intelligence, forgiveness, healing, inner peace, letting go, Masters, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, personal growth, Releasing attachments, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, Surrender

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Animals Bred:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of holding onto grudges and negative energy? Well, join our Minecraft server and let it all go! Our virtual world is like a therapy session on steroids, where you can release all your pent-up anger by blowing up creepers and battling zombie hordes. Trust us, it’s way more effective than screaming into a pillow.

We have a special feature on our server called the “Grudge Arena,” where players can settle their beef in epic PvP battles. It’s like couples therapy, but with swords and fireballs. Plus, we have a “Forgiveness Forest” where you can meditate and let go of all your past grievances. It’s like a spiritual cleanse, but with pixelated trees.

So if you’re ready to release all that negative energy and start fresh, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocky worlds to explore and conquer? Let it all go, one creeper explosion at a time.

BlockyHostage Minecraft Server

BlockyHostage, Conflict, Crisis, Deal, extremism, gaza, Hamas, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation tactics, negotiations, news report, Palestinian territories, Political, refusal, Release, Report, Server, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a hostage negotiation in gaza! our players are like hamas, refusing to release some hostages (but don’t worry, they’re just virtual ones).

we have more twists and turns than a soap opera, with plotlines crazier than a conspiracy theory. join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of redemption (but probably not).

so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. just remember, anything can happen on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

ElonCraft: Cyber Security Edition

Business, China, confidant, cyber, cybersecurity, Defense, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, Espionage, ex-general, foreign relations, innovation, national security, Politics, SECURITY, security risk, spacex, Technology, tesla, TIES, trump, united states, Warns

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1435	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so like, u know how elon musk is like, besties with trump? well, turns out he’s also like, bffs with china or something. and like, this ex-general guy is all like, yo, that’s a security risk, bro. but like, who cares about security risks when u can join this lit minecraft server, amirite? like, we got crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow ur mind. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and drop some sick loot for all the players. so like, join now before the feds shut us down for being too awesome.

Crafty Trump’s Tariff Trouble

cost increases, Crafty, economic impact, export tariff, global economy, import tariffs, input costs, international trade, long tail tags, president trump, protectionism, tariff, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade relations, trade restrictions, trade war, Trouble, Trumps, US exporters

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Potions Brewed:	33
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3774
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT MORE TARIFFS THAN TRUMP! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN EXPORTERS ARE FEELING THE HEAT!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO CROSS THE BORDER INTO OUR SERVER, BUT WE HIT IT WITH A TARIFF SO HIGH, IT EXPLODED INTO A MILLION PIECES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO CRAZY, WE HAVE IMPORT TARIFFS ON DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND EVEN WOOD! YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT NEXT!

SO, IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF TARIFFS AND ADVENTURE, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY! AND REMEMBER, TARIFFS MAKE EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

OneDev server Minecraft

Friends, Game, Minecraft, Mini Games, OneDev, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Animals Bred:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Program your different mini-games to your taste and color. Invite a lot of your friends to show them your game

devcreative.net

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, airdrops, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, cells, classic, Classic Prison, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Fishing, Guards, king of the hill, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, WarZone Mine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	4587	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Server Information	Details
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features	Description
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events	Participate in events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine.
Non-P2W	Fair balance for all players, limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes available.

Activities & Progression: – Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. – Quests: NPCs help players progress faster. – Commissary: Sell special items for extra money. – Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. – Guards: Coming soon for added challenge. – So Much More: Explore the server to discover more.

For more details, visit our website or join our community on Discord.

Cinematic Trailer: Watch here

This server is perfect for players wanting a mix of classic prison gameplay with modern updates.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join, connect to the IP dnmc.net on port 19132 using the Bedrock version.

2. Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

The server has limited benefits for donators to maintain a fair balance for all players.

3. Can I earn rewards through PvP events?

Yes, you can participate in events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine to earn rewards.

4. Are there activities other than the classic prison gameplay?

Yes, there are additional activities like fishing, quests, and managing cells for progression.

5. Is the server community active and welcoming?

Yes, you can join our Discord community to interact with other players and stay updated on server news and events.

Epic Crafted Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Based, comma separated, CONTENT, crafted, Epic, Generate, keywords, Land, list, long tail, Marketing, ONLINE, Optimization, phrases, Ranking, Seo, strategy, tags, text, Words, Writing

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
New Chunks Explored:	85391	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking chickens who give you quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Twerk Off” where you compete against other players to see who has the best dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer that occasionally glitches out and turns everything upside down. It’s like playing Minecraft in an alternate dimension where nothing makes sense but in a good way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Pixel PVP

attacking player, attitude, Commitment, crazy, criticism, defensive duties, Effort, lack of energy, lack of movement, Lazy, lazy fecker, osimhen, Perception, PIXEL, PvP, Rashford, Shift, track back, underperforming, unmotivated, unproductive, work rate

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got attacking players who are described as “lazy feckers” and don’t wanna put in the work. What makes players like Rashford and Osimhen lazy? Is it just because they don’t track back or is there more to it? Join now and find out for yourself on our wild and wacky server! Let’s get mining and crafting together, it’s gonna be a blast! Join us now and let’s have a crazy time together!

WorstMedicineMinecraftSMP

chuckles, comedy, funny, Happiness, healing, health, humor, jokes, joy, Laughter, laughter therapy, Medical, Medicine, mental health, remedies, stress relief, Therapy, wellbeing, worst medicine, WorstMedicineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, it’s that magical.

Join us on this epic journey where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties. Our world is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps around every corner. You never know what you’ll stumble upon next, maybe a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a cow playing the accordion.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the skeletons are the DJ’s and the endermen are the bouncers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm on the dance floor.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. If laughter is the best medicine, then this server is like a whole pharmacy of comedy. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. Who can say no to free cookies?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. We promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. But who’s allergic to fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started, woo!

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