come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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