come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Invisible Walls Found: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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