Pixel Pervs Anonymous | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	689735

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ores Mined:	4290
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mines Excavated:	2961
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Emeralds Found:	2062
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	New Chunks Explored:	472541
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchantments Applied:	238
Mines Excavated:	3533	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockyBling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.