Welcome to SiMP! We are a brand new SMP server with friendly mods, no plugins (for now) and we listen to our community! All new additions will be put to a vote! We will never reset, we only started a few days ago, and we welcome all types of players, join now to get a fresh start! We are also a cracked server.
Rules:
No clients
No racism, derogatory remarks, general bullying against other players
Griefing and pvp allowed!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the realm of Thanatos Impulse meets Traum – Life and Death of an Illusion! Join us for some epic pre-release campaigns that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself.
Summon the legendary Traum Pre-Release Kōnstantînos XI and witness their power in action as you battle your way through insane challenges and quests.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the wacky world of Learning with Manga! FGO x Fate/Grand Order Collab Event “Serial Mythological Theater, Mississippi Mythicizers” where you’ll encounter bizarre characters and hilarious scenarios that will leave you in stitches.
Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft server around, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a blast and unleash your creativity! Join us for the Mouse Trap edition, where every block you place triggers a crazy contraption that will blow your mind (and maybe your character too)!
Our community is filled with talented builders who can turn even the most mundane block into a work of art. Want a castle made entirely out of cheese? Done. How about a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of giant mousetraps? We’ve got that too!
But beware, there’s a known spammer who keeps requesting human male to furry edits, so watch out for any deleted posts – they’re probably his! So come on over to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the chaos of trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you there!
Welcome to ZeeLordz Kingdom created by gabezee co founder DevistatedPig. We welcome you to our Factions PVP Server where our ultimate goal is for you and your friends to have fun. This is a new and growing server we are trying to create a community! Website coming soon..
Build towns, skyscrapers, factories, or anything else. After 4-5 months, the server transitions to a wasteland factions server where new players scavenge for leftover secrets and items.
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience all the excitement of a Hollywood romance right in the comfort of your own blocky world!
Picture this: you and your Minecraft crush laying side by side, staring up at the pixelated sky, discussing the meaning of life and debating whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures. With our server, you can create your own love story that would put any Hollywood romance to shame.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to battle dragons, ride unicorns, and even participate in a virtual dance-off with Herobrine himself. Who needs first world problems when you can have epic adventures like these?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Love, adventure, and pixelated drama await you!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? If you win, you get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! But if you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for a week.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and let the madness begin! And remember, it’s not just a rib, it’s a whole feast of fun!
Hello! I’ve personally dealt with being uncomfortable while playing video games due harassment and strange encounters and was looking to maybe create a safe space for women on a (long-term) server where we can play, create, and connect with each other in a safe and fun environment.💗
Looking to fill the Minecraft server with shops, cute houses, and hosting holiday celebrations, competitions, etc. Overall just looking to hopefully create long-lasting friendships and build a community where we can enjoy game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and much more!
If you’re interested please PM me and include your age and tell me a little bit about yourself! I’m so excited to meet everyone and hopefully create a fun little community ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝
Please note: This server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment. Any inappropriate behavior will not be tolerated. I will be personally vetting everyone to ensure a safe environment. NA Time Zone 18+ only!!!!!
FAQ
Question
Answer
Can men join the server?
No, this server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women.
What activities will be available on the server?
We plan to have shops, cute houses, holiday celebrations, competitions, game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!
How do I join the server?
Please PM the creator with your age and a little about yourself to be vetted and added to the server.
Are you tired of blending in with all the basic Minecraft players out there? Do you want to stand out and be the envy of all your friends? Then join our server, where we believe in investing in your appearance just like that pretty boy anime character from that one show nobody remembers!
On our server, we encourage you to pamper yourself with the finest pixelated cosmetics and outfits, because let’s face it – nobody likes a Minecraft player who looks like they just rolled out of a dirt block. Show off your style and watch as everyone flocks to you like bees to honey (or creepers to TNT, if you prefer).
Don’t be selfish and expect people to love you for who you are on the inside – let your outer pixelated beauty shine and watch as the love and admiration pour in. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the most fabulous Minecraft player in all the land! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. #PrettyBoyMinecraftGoals
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “IT WAS 3-1 Edition” where the only rule is to have fun!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cheese. Yes, you read that right, CHEESE! They built a castle out of cheddar and lived happily ever after.
But that’s not all! On Friday nights, we have epic battles between the Vancouver Canucks and the Nashville Predators. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell! And if sports aren’t your thing, how about a showdown between the Dallas Stars and the Vegas Golden Knights? The stakes are high and the excitement is off the charts!
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of adventure, cheese blocks, and hockey showdowns. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to a Minecraft server where the logs are so creamy, steamy, and dreamy that you’ll never want to leave! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by the most delicious logs they had ever seen. These logs were so irresistible that they couldn’t help but build the most epic log cabin you’ve ever laid eyes on. But here’s the twist – every time they chopped down a log, it magically grew back even creamier, steamier, and dreamier than before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where players can relax and unwind after a long day of mining. And rumor has it that if you dive into the lava just right, you’ll be transported to a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure filled with creamy, steamy, and dreamy logs. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to bestow with rare loot and magical powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where villagers party like it’s 1999.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself riding a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Big Monk Cock has everything you could ever want in a Minecraft server!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to wield the legendary Big Monk Cock sword! Rumor has it that whoever wields this sword gains the power to summon an army of flying pigs to do their bidding.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the elusive Disco Sheep that drops diamond blocks when defeated. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join Big Monk Cock today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!
