COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for dessert wars, where you can fight for your right to skip out on sweets and face off against pushy relatives who just won’t take no for an answer. Watch out for flying desserts and blurred vision rage – it’s all part of the fun!
But that’s not all – engage in epic texting battles with your virtual family members, where insults fly and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Will you be the one to block your in-game relatives and declare zero contact? The choice is yours!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and dessert disputes, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have all the chaos and none of the stress in the virtual world?
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!
and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.
so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP! |
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| Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities. |
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| Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250. |
| Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare. |
| Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams. |
| Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles. |
| Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers. |
| Discord: |
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| https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms |
| Server IP: |
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| europa.cheesehosting.net:34003 |
| FAQ |
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| Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours. |
| Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare. |
| Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams. |
| Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles. |
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.
And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?
We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.
So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!
Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.
At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.
| Custom Armor Statues | Personalize your builds with custom armor stands. |
| Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads | Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads. |
| Anti-Grief Measures | Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features. |
| Multiplayer Sleep | Avoid waiting out the night alone. |
| Shopping District | Enjoy community-driven shopping district. |
| 10k World Border | Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary. |
| Squaremap | The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser. |
| Map Resets | Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!) |
| Simple Voice Chat | Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod. |
| Player Head Drops | Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops. |
We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.
Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.
We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.
| Platform: | Java Edition on PaperMC |
| Location: | Europe |
| Current Version: | 1.21.1 |
Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!
For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨
Join the Adventure Today!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.
If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
