COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 111 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.
If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?
Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2629 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Switched to 1.16.5 Global update
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.
Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.
With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 183 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 4809 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?
Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!
Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!
So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 56 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
