NoSelfieNoCringeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Potions Brewed:	54

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	860	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ores Mined:	1806
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mines Excavated:	3767
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Towns Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	1458	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	2828
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	1806
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	197

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crops Grown:	1585
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchantments Applied:	211
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

Players:	99/100	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3