Are you tired of being stuck in a dead-end job in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to build the most ridiculous and outrageous structures you can imagine. From giant toilets to flying pigs, the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of evil chickens. So if you’re ready to ditch the real world and embrace the chaos of our SMP, then join us now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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