Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 474 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7244 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8984 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Star Shards Collected: 106 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Dimension Hops: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Potions Brewed: 95
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

    PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Gods Slained: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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