> Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about accidentally thinking inappropriate thoughts about cute girls ever again! Our server is werewolf-free and guaranteed to keep your mind focused on building epic structures and exploring new lands. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be disgusted with is how addictive our server is! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!
>be me
>join this epic Minecraft server
>meet the most beautiful pixelated girl
>she’s building a castle and slaying zombies like a boss
>we team up to conquer the virtual world
>she laughs at my terrible jokes and calls me her Minecraft knight in shining armor
>we dance in the pixelated moonlight, our diamond swords gleaming
>but then she drops a bombshell
>”I already have a Minecraft boyfriend, but I can’t resist your blocky charm”
>so now I’m torn between love and loyalty in this virtual world
>join this server for love triangles and epic adventures, where pixels collide and hearts are broken in the most hilarious ways!
But here’s the kicker – he’s convinced that he’s the next PewDiePie and is constantly asking for advice on how to improve his channel. So, if you’re in the mood for some second-hand embarrassment and want to witness the struggle of a wannabe YouTuber, then come join our Minecraft server!
We’ve got everything you could ever want – from cringey roleplay to awkward dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, you’ll have the chance to give Mr. Monke some much-needed advice on how to actually make decent content. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the star of his next viral video (or at least have a good laugh at his expense).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, cringes, and maybe even a few facepalms along the way. Trust me, it’ll be an experience you won’t soon forget!
Welcome to our Minecraftserver, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.
Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”
So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?
Are you ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and embark on a journey that will leave you ribbiting with excitement!
>be me
>Romanian
>go to the super market
>check the sea food section
>see frog legs
>it says that they be from taiwan
>always wanted to try so i buy them
>get a asian sweet chilly sauce too
>back home
>beat the eggs for batter
>reminds that i Don t have bread crumbs
>decide to crush some shrimp flavoured instant noodles and use them instead of bread crumbs
>mix the Little bag of shrimp flavour sauce into the eggs too
>Air fry the legs at 200° Celsius for 20 mins
>serve them with the sweet chilly sauce
>not badthanks taiwanese frog hunter.
Join our server for a taste of the unexpected! Who knows what crazy concoctions you’ll come up with in our virtual world? Build, explore, and feast on frog legs from Taiwan like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on over to our server today!
Are you ready for the most insane Minecraft server experience of your life? Join our server and become part of a community where 16th birthdays are celebrated like never before! Imagine this: on your special day, not only do you get to blow out candles, but you also get a special disability allowance from your in-game parents! And that’s not all – you’ll receive a free travel pass to explore the vast world of our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even Mum will try to get you on disability allowance in real life! Just like our player who successfully convinced their in-game Mum to do so. And let’s not forget about the luxurious bathroom fittings you can enjoy in-game – because who doesn’t love a good bathroom renovation?
Oh, and did we mention that you can leave classes whenever you want? That’s right, just like in our player’s school days when they were allowed to skip classes thanks to their mild autism. Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
Are you tired of being surrounded by happy couples in real life? Do you want to escape to a world where height doesn’t matter and you can be the king of your own castle? Join our Minecraft server and leave those manlets behind! Build your own empire, find love in the pixelated world, and show those couples who’s boss. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones in our epic Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.
And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, happiness, and positive vibes that will fix everything in your life!
Imagine a world where you can be the change you want to see, where you can trust that things will get better, and where you can escape the clutches of social outcasts and whiny complainers. Our server is like a magical oasis in a desert of despair, where you can finally be yourself and have a great time!
Don’t be a “retarded goldfish,” join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!
Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the heartbreak of being rejected for being a beta fatass! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of finding love in the virtual world.
We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show off your skills to potential partners. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!
Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting rejected by NPCs because they already have a boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.
So come join us and turn your virtual love life into a comedy of errors. Who needs a normiegram boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft partner who will never leave you for someone else? Join now and let the laughter begin!
CloudsMC is a Minecraft Server that has Survival, Knockbackffa, MLGRush and more soon!
Join our discord server: https://discordCloudsMC is a Minecraft server with multiple fun minigames!
This server includes:
– BedWars
– Survival
– KnockBackFFA
– MLGRush
– Arcade
– TheBridge
– KitPVP
Our goal is to deliver the Factions experience that we all love and remember, and reward the best factions with USD prizes – Minimum #1 payout is $250 USD!
The features of this server include:FactionsFaction upgradesCustom EnchantmentsMcMMOEconomyLottery/GamblingA limited size mapMonthly resetsDonations support Ukraine
If this sounds great to you, please join us at:play.factions.sbs
We’re always looking to expand and improve and look forward to your feedback.
Technique, weapons, decor, space, planets, abyss, hundreds of mobs and more than 20 unique worlds. Free registration through the launcher or on the website galacticworld.ru
Hello and welcome to Witch Craft SMP! This server is made for those who love magic, survival, and exploring. So come and learn some spells and upgrade your wand to be the most powerful on the server, make your armor and tools maxed out with our custom enchants, fight your friends to see who is a better spell caster in our PVP arena, explore our custom builds and biomes around the world and look for loot on your wizard broom, and build your own creations! There is always something to do on our server and we hope to see you there! We hope everyone has a blast and thank you all for coming!
VivacityMc Grief Prevention In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and one-size-fits-all hub servers VivacityMc aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family
Welcome to Solar and Lunar SMP! We are a LGBTQ+ Whitelisted survival server that’s focused on gameplay and building in Minecraft. The server consists of 2 rank tracks, grief prevention, and a welcoming and supportive community for those who are a part of the LGBTQ+ community and allies.
To join the server, please join our discord here: https://discord.gg/v7a7jNGTY4 find #server_application and please submit one. The admin team will review and notify you of our decision. At that point, you will be whitelisted and access to the rest of the server will be granted.
A good minecraft server that has few plugins to make sure everyone can have fun and play with respect while keeping the good old taste of vanilla survival mode
Minecraft Left2Die is a zombie apocalypse themed minecraft survival server not a mini-game . Loot and grief the city for supplies to build fresh in the new world. Be careful though. Zombies are everywhere and can infect you with the zombie plague NOTE: TopG has us mistakenly listed under the “Needs Staff” category. We don’t need staff. Stop asking please.