Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
Crops Grown: 8783 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Hate-Free Zone Server

    Hate-Free Zone Server
    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

    our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

    we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

    so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

    Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms
    Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Magic Items Found: 7993

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Ds99eu Network

    Ds99eu Network

    Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Jay Nepal

    Jay Nepal

    Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

    Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

    Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

    Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

    Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 213079 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 272 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyFails

    CraftyFails
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Craftbox

    Craftbox

    Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MineSwift

    MineSwift

    Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

    Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

    Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Animals Bred: 153
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

    The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
    Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
    This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
    Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
    Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
    What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
    Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Zombie Dances: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

    /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 353
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Void Gems Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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