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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2417 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Star Shards Collected: | 267 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!