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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4452 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8279 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4729 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9177 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!