MineCraftyGuzzler | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DetentionDrama Minecraft Server

3D printed shoes, aita, Angry, asking, BELIEF, bullying, Contact, daddy’s girl, DAUGHTER, detention, DetentionDrama, Disrespect, hysterics, insisting, LAUGHING, mental note, Minecraft, parents, School, Server, Situation, specifics, stay at Dad’s, STUDENT

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	282	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful kids who won’t even tell you the name of the student they laughed at for having 3D printed shoes? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. Build your dream world, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find a pair of 3D printed shoes to laugh at (just kidding, please don’t bully other players).

Our server is the ultimate playground for both kids and adults who just want to have a good time without any drama. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Just remember, no detention for laughing at virtual shoes here!

WifeyCraft2022

aita, arguments, Asian culture, Communication, Delivery, EMBARRASSMENT, EQ level, family, first born son, hurt feelings, korean culture, last name, legally changing my last name, lunar new year, Marriage, parents, Proposal, relationships, Siblings, Wife, WifeyCraft2022

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Votes:	8443
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old last names? Join our Minecraft server where you can change your last name to anything you want, just like this guy who changed his last name from Pak to Park to carry on his wife’s family name!

Join us for some family drama, arguments over cultural differences, and a phone blowing up with messages from angry siblings. Who knew changing your last name could cause such chaos? But hey, at least his wife proposed to him, so it’s not all bad!

Come join the fun and see what outrageous last name changes and family drama await you on our server. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a low EQ level move that leaves your parents disowning you!

FBItermin8rsMCSMP

band together, band together campaign, Campaign, campaign leadership, fbi, FBItermin8rsMCSMP, inside band, inside information, leadership, Legal, Legal professionals, Military, military officers, professionals, terminated employees, terminated employees campaign, terminated FBI, terminated FBI campaign, terminated FBI employees, terminated legal professionals, terminated military officers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.

And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.

Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.

So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

Afk, Alone Time, bathroom, BathroomCraft, daily routine, Grooming, habits, hygiene, longer bathroom breaks, Men, mens health, mental health, Mins, personal care, Relaxation, restroom, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-indulgence, stress relief, Time management, time wasting

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

FrontLineDropOuts

bbc news, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Front Line, FrontLineDropOuts, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, News, North Korea, peace talks, Troops, Ukraine, War, Withdrawal, world affairs

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

acute toxicity, bowel problems, bowel toxicity, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, health, Link, long-term effects, Medical research, prostate cancer, prostate health, radiation, radiation effects, radiation side effects, radiation therapy, RadiationCraft, research, side effects, study, Toxicity, Treatment, urinary problems, urinary toxicity

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	9900
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

MineScape

Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom Mobs, custom npcs, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Leaderboards, Magic, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, titles

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	8579
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Animals Bred:	46
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	83
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Void Gems Collected:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Emeralds Found:	6348	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Love Letters Sent:	20
Votes:	6199	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	784	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	184	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Crops Grown:	9041
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	19

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Animals Bred:	39
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7867
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

Players:	98/500	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	166287
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2