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NieceCraft Minecraft Server

christmas, decision, Decline, DIVISIVE, exclusion, Fallout, familial, family relationships, gift, godfather, godmother, Honor, Minecraft, new year’s day, Niece, NieceCraft, relationships, Server, sibling, snub, tradition, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the relationship between OP’s wife and sister!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Witness the epic saga of OP being asked to be a godfather without his wife being asked to be a godmother. Will this family feud end in reconciliation or TNT explosions? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through familial traditions and expectations, all while trying to maintain peace and harmony in the virtual world of Minecraft. Will OP make the right decision? Will his sister and BIL understand his perspective? Find out on our server, where every decision is as crucial as finding diamonds in a cave!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find drama, family dynamics, and moral dilemmas all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join us now and let the games begin!

GoogleMe4NYEats?

aita, asking, Calling, confirmation, eating out, fair statement, Friend, GOOGLE, GoogleMe4NYEats, holiday, HOURS, new year’s day, Open, Plans, question.., restaurants, san francisco, sf, specific restaurant, suggestion

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1446
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Enchantments Applied:	78

Are you tired of friends who can’t even Google what restaurants are open on New Year’s Day? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who can’t use a search engine. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who know how to find the best virtual restaurants in town. No more awkward conversations about where to eat – just hop on our server and start building your own food paradise!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of sneaky villagers. Can you uncover their hidden menu and become the ultimate foodie in Minecraft? Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other!

So why waste time with clueless friends when you can join our Minecraft server and feast on endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft master!

MoldovaPower: No Gas, Just Blocks!

bilateral agreements, blocks, cross-border trade, eastern europe, electricity import, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas supply, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaPower, political tensions, power grid, regional dynamics, Romania, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	5541
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

lol imagine needing electricity from other countries because russia decides to be a party pooper and stop giving gas. don’t be stuck in the dark ages like moldova, come join our lit minecraft server where we have unlimited power and no russian interference. we’ve got creeper fireworks, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the gas shortages. join us and never worry about losing power again, unless a creeper blows up your house lol.

Mom Dad Contacts Server

confidentiality, contact lists, Contacts, dad, Data Protection, déterminé, family, Identity, IMPOSSIBLE, long tail, mom, names, online safety, people, personal information, privacy, relationships, SECURITY, sensitive information, Server, social media, tags

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchantments Applied:	263	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

so, like, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz, like, it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. not even kidding, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every friday night? yea, it’s lit. we even have a giant diamond disco ball that shines brighter than ur future.

also, like, our admins are actually wizards in disguise. they can make ur wildest dreams come true in the game. want a pet dragon? they gotchu. want a castle made of candy? they can make it happen.

plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we argue, we laugh, we cry, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and fight off evil mobs. it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Blue Archive Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, 4koma, Archive, Banners, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	357804
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? We got more action-packed events than a Ender Dragon rave party!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while fighting off hordes of zombies with your diamond sword. It’s like a never-ending adventure that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or stuck in the Nether.

Join now and experience the thrill of Total Assault: Hovercraft (Outdoors – Heavy Armor) – it’s like riding a pig off a cliff, but way more intense! Plus, we have 2x Experience events that will level you up faster than you can say “Redstone.”

Don’t miss out on the Secret Midnight Party – The Oni Holds a Bell – it’s so lit, even the Endermen are dancing! And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – Light Armor) – it’s like a boss battle on steroids!

So, what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

FlatCash Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, credit card, dangerous situations, Elderly, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, Flat, FlatCash, forgiveness, kit set homes, loan, Minecraft, Mortgage, Moving, old age, plot of land, Priorities, remortgaging, repayments, Server, Tantrum

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into the chaos of virtual blocks!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and insanity, just like dealing with entitled family members who think they can dictate your life choices. Build your dream house in the middle of town, just like your mom wants, and watch out for creepy friends who don’t respect boundaries – we’ve got plenty of those in our server too!

Forget about forgiving that person who maxed out your credit card and stole your peace of mind – on our server, you can block them and never have to deal with their shenanigans again. And hey, if you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create with your friends while building epic structures and exploring new worlds. Who needs family drama when you’ve got virtual adventures waiting for you?

BabysitBaeGoneWrong

aita, babysit, BabysitBaeGoneWrong, Basic, cool little girl, DADDY, DATING, Father, Free Time, girlfriend’s daughter, Involved, middle school, Necessities, reconnected, respectful, responsibilities, sacrifice, weekends

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	369113	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1518

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like how this guy doesn’t want to babysit his girlfriend’s daughter on the weekends, we don’t want any unnecessary responsibilities on our server either. We’re all about that free time and relaxation, so join us for some stress-free gaming where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find love like this guy did – just without the whole babysitting situation. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and absolutely zero babysitting duties!

ProudPlayerMC SMP

personal achievement, proud moment, ProudPlayerMC, self accomplishment, self appreciation, self development, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self satisfaction, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-pride, self-realization, self-recognition, self-validation, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Bruh, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, bro. We got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you won’t even believe it. And the best part? We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Like, we got a chest full of enchanted golden apples, no joke.

But wait, there’s more. We have this legendary PvP arena where we battle it out like gladiators. It’s so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets, I swear. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who follows us around and blows up anyone who tries to mess with us. It’s hilarious, trust me.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who trade us emeralds for the most random stuff? Like, one time I traded a stack of dirt for a stack of emeralds. It was wild, man.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and be part of our crazy adventures, hit me up. But be warned, things get pretty chaotic around here. It’s a total madhouse, but that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome.

CraftyKidsGoneWild

administration, anger, Behavior, Communication, CraftyKidsGoneWild, Disappointment, disbelief, discipline, education, Expectations, Frustration, inappropriate, Incompetence, parenting, policies, rules, School, Students, teachers, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Star Shards Collected:	220
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of your child’s school being a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. Say goodbye to boring homework and hello to building your dream castle in the sky while riding a flying pig. Trust us, your child’s school will seem like a joke compared to the adventures waiting for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Auto, banner, description, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pb.vanilla-box.ru

Elixir Influence 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consequences, alcohol consumption, alcohol culture, alcohol decision making, alcohol effects, alcohol influence, alcohol influence on behavior, alcohol influence on choices, alcohol influence on decisions, alcohol peer influence, alcohol peer pressure, alcohol socialization, alcohol tolerance, drinking alcohol, drinking habits, elixir, influence, peer pressure, social drinking

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Towns Built:	10

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are (maybe even crazier, who knows?).

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a potion that turns you into a chicken or a command that spawns a herd of zombie llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird!

BFF Betrayal Minecraft Server

Activity, Adventure, affordability, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, BFF, blocked, Communication, Conflict, exclusion, friendship, hurt feelings, Jealousy, Kids, Meltdown, Minecraft, misunderstanding, outing, Server, social media, spontaneity, Support

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of friends who can’t handle a little FOMO? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind! Our server is a place where you can build epic adventures with your kids without worrying about who’s missing out. Plus, we have a special “No FOMO Zone” where you can block anyone who can’t handle your awesome adventures. So come join us and let’s build some memories together – without the guilt trips!

SingCraftLove

advice, cancer treatment, caregiving, Chemo, chemotherapy, comfort, Emotional support, Empathy, grown man, infantilizing, Lullaby, medical issues, music therapy, nursing school, pain management, pain meds, side effects, SingCraftLove, singing, skin cancer, Support

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1473	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Animals Bred:	98	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take comforting to a whole new level! Need a break from the real world and its problems? Join us and experience the healing power of virtual blocks and pixels!

Our server is so soothing, it’s like a lullaby for your soul. Just like how singing helped soothe a grown man with skin cancer, our server will sing sweet melodies to your heart. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of Minecraft to heal you?

Forget about adulting, come join us and let your inner child roam free. We promise, it’s not weird at all to find comfort in the virtual world. In fact, it’s encouraged! So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away the pain and suffering together.

Join us now and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before. Who needs doctors when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world of healing and happiness, one block at a time!

BedrockBae – Minecraft SMP

BedrockBae, chemistry, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, Connection, creativity, Experience, experimentation, foreplay, good in bed, Intimacy, Listening, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Passion, patience, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual skills, smp, Stamina, Technique

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	5874	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Yo, listen up fam, I gotta tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join, like ASAP. Bro, let me tell you, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some reasons that will blow your mind.

First off, the admins on this server are like Minecraft gods, they can literally make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies. It’s insane, bro. And the players on this server? Let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you will ever meet. They can build massive castles in like 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But wait, there’s more. The economy on this server is so wild, you can buy a stack of diamonds for just one dirt block. I know, it sounds crazy, but it’s true. And the events they have? Bro, they once had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I’m not even kidding.

So, if you want to experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to being good in bed while you’re at it. Just saying.

BlockPartyTelepathy

BlockPartyTelepathy, Collective consciousness, Communication, Connection, Empathy, global unity, Humanity, love, mass communication, mental connection, Mental power, mind reading, oneness, Peace, psychic, spiritual awakening, telepathic communication, telepathic message, telepathy, Understanding, world peace

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Hey there, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even aliens are trying to get in on the action? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that if you send a telepathic message to all people on Earth, they’ll instantly be drawn to join us. That’s right, we’re so awesome that even your grandma will be building pixelated castles in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Players:	105/800	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Votes:	5783	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3