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RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	366	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Void Armor Forged:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

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Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, Enchanted, horny, Isles, lol, lol omg, LOL OMG she, LOL OMG she is, LOL OMG she is so, LOL OMG she is so horny, mystic, OMG, OMG she, OMG she is, OMG she is so, OMG she is so horny, She, She is, she is so, she is so horny, so, so horny, SOOO

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Votes:	6560
Dragon Eggs Found:	9248	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Coworkers, exclusion, feelings, friendship, invite, judgment, Minecraft, mutual coworkers, office dynamics, personal events, relationships, Server, small guest list, social etiquette, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Votes:	302	Enchantments Applied:	283
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of dealing with wedding drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited to the virtual wedding of the century! No need to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings because in our pixelated world, everyone is a friend and everyone gets an invite.

Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!

FriendzoningWife101

abandonment issues, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, compromise, dnd, emotional wellbeing, Free Time, Friends, FriendzoningWife101, Honesty, love, Marriage, personal time, relationships, self-care, separation anxiety, Support, Understanding, Wife, work

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy partners and enjoy some quality gaming time with your friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!

FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

1.20.3, console, controller, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming console, gaming controller, gaming controller for PC, gaming controller for sale, gaming controller for Xbox, gaming device, gaming equipment, gaming essentials, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming system, gaming technology, Gaming tools, PIXEL, Questrealm, video games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magic Items Found:	4668
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Votes:	4829	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!

PetPals Minecraft Server

amphibians, bahamas, blue tongued skink, calling out, care, coworker, Divorce, exotic pets, herpetological society, ICKY, Investments, Love at first sight, Minecraft, PetPals, Pets, Phony, reptiles, Server, skink, Snakes, sus, wellbeing

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	446
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because we have Phony Fred as our server owner! That’s right, the guy who can’t even tell the difference between a snake and a lizard is running this show. But hey, who needs someone who knows what they’re talking about when you can have a server full of exotic pets like BIG ASS lizards and snakes that are basically the same thing, right?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!

SisterSassCraft

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father abandonment, feeling alone, feeling misunderstood, feeling unheard, parental favoritism, parental relationships, Resentment, seeking closure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterSassCraft, Therapy, unresolved feelings

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Star Shards Collected:	182
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dimension Hops:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and resentment, just like the OP’s relationship with their father!

Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!

Love & Blocks: Dark & Playful

altruistic love, attachment styles, blocks, Dark, dark personality traits, dating preferences, emotional connections, interpersonal dynamics, love, love styles, obsessive attitudes, partnered individuals, passionate love, personality traits, playful, playful attitudes, pragmatic attitudes, psychological research, Psychology, relationships, romantic behavior, romantic partnerships, single individuals, social interactions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Potions Brewed:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Animals Bred:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the players have dark personalities and crazy love styles! Partnered peeps are all about that passionate and altruistic love, while the singles are all about being playful, obsessive, and pragmatic. It’s like a soap opera meets a comedy show meets a psychological thriller up in here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with the most interesting characters you’ll ever meet in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

ShadowCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Accountability, bio-attack, Campaign, CEO Brian, Covid vaccine, cross-section, DEAGEL, depopulation, Framed, funding, insider trading, interests, Luigi, nancy pelosi, poison gas attack, Realms, ShadowCraft, shares, Trading, Uhc, UHG stock, WARFARE

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

🤪 Ever wanted to testify against Nancy Pelosi for insider trading? Well, our CEO Brian did and now he’s on the run from the interests protecting her!

😱 Watch out for depopulation plans and bio-attack warfare, because it’s all connected to the same people who funded Nancy Pelosi’s campaign!

🤯 Don’t be framed like Luigi, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the poison gas attack!

🚀 Strap in for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

christmas, decision, Decline, DIVISIVE, exclusion, Fallout, familial, family relationships, gift, godfather, godmother, Honor, Minecraft, new year’s day, Niece, NieceCraft, relationships, Server, sibling, snub, tradition, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	9505
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the relationship between OP’s wife and sister!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Witness the epic saga of OP being asked to be a godfather without his wife being asked to be a godmother. Will this family feud end in reconciliation or TNT explosions? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through familial traditions and expectations, all while trying to maintain peace and harmony in the virtual world of Minecraft. Will OP make the right decision? Will his sister and BIL understand his perspective? Find out on our server, where every decision is as crucial as finding diamonds in a cave!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find drama, family dynamics, and moral dilemmas all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join us now and let the games begin!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Emeralds Found:	5626	Magic Items Found:	1836
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8