Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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