Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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