melonlandia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Potions Brewed:	128
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3037
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crops Grown:	1702	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Items Found:	3750
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Crops Grown:	3906	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	321559	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

World of Arcadia

Adventure, Arcadia, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Server Name	World of Arcadia
Version	1.21.4
Features	Community-focused Any playstyle welcome Semi-Roleplay Grief Protection sethome Staff online 24/7 Shopping district LGBTQ friendly
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have grief protection plugins in place to prevent griefing.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own nation, join an existing nation, or be a nomad.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ friendly?

A: Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players of all backgrounds.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to join the Minecraft server.

Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3

1.20.3, Btoom, CLAYMORE, COOL ANIMATION, cool anime, Creative, Dandadan, different, Entertainment, Fans, gantz, high school girls, Industry, Innovative, LAIN, Panties, Popular, SLOP, Studios, success, trend, Unique

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Votes:	1648
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Just like the anime dandadan, our server is different from the rest. We’ve got semi-rape scenes (just kidding), high school girls in panties (totally safe for work), and cool animations that will make you go “Wow!” Forget about the boring servers out there, join us for a unique experience that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

CarlessCraze Minecraft Server

AITA not buying girlfriend’s kids cars daughter turning 16 budget Honda Toyota good on gas BMW i8 brand new truck mom and dad married 2.5 years gold digger family internet determine reconsider, CarlessCraze, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. Legend has it, those who find this treasure will be blessed with good luck for the rest of their Minecraft days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious villagers for enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in the city – who knows what treasures and dangers await on the other side?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled kids and drama in real life, come join our server for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest for hidden treasures and secret cities!

MomNotRealDaughterAITA

Affair, BETRAYAL, bio mom, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotions, family, family dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, love, MomNotRealDaughterAITA, Mother, parenting, regret, relationships, Secrets, stepmother, Trust

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Ever wanted to experience family drama in a virtual world? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with scandalous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about love and relationships. From secret affairs to long-lost family revelations, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic tale of a husband, wife, and their daughter who discovers the shocking truth about her bio mom. Will she forgive her parents? Will the family ever be the same again? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride of emotions, secrets, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us today and prepare to be amazed!

RejectingKarenMC SMP

Boundaries, Communication, DATING, emotional baggage, emotions, fear of commitment, Honesty, incompatibility, Maturity, Men, past experiences, personal growth, Personal preferences, RejectingKarenMC, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-confidence, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink sheep start chasing you, but don’t worry, they just wanna be your friends! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off, like what even is happening, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

BillionaireBites

affordable food, billionaire, BillionaireBites, budget meal, comfort food, extravagant eating, favorite dish, financial status, food cravings, gourmet food, guilty pleasure, high-class dining, indulgence, lavish cuisine, luxury dining., opulent eating, poor meal, rich person’s meal, simple meal, wealthy diet

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	2932
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	139	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of eating caviar and truffles every day like a basic billionaire? Come join our Minecraft server and indulge in the luxurious feast of dirt blocks and raw chicken! Who needs fancy gourmet meals when you can munch on some good ol’ Minecraft delicacies?

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream mansion out of nothing but pink wool and obsidian, because why not? And don’t forget to tame a pet creeper and teach it to do your bidding – nothing says power like a creeper army at your command!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring billionaire lifestyle and embrace the chaotic world of our Minecraft server, come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

PuppyPals DrugResist Server

#PuppyPals, animal health, animal welfare, anthelmintic resistance, Australia, Canine hookworms, canine parasites, drug efficacy, drug resistance, drug treatment, drug-resistant parasites, DrugResist, genetic mutations, helminth infections, parasite control, parasitology, public health, Server, veterinary medicine, veterinary pharmacology, Veterinary research, veterinary science, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the hookworms are getting in on the action!

That’s right, our server is so wild that even the hookworms are mutating and becoming resistant to drugs! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be battling mutant hookworms for survival! Will you be able to outsmart these sneaky little buggers?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against genetically mutated hookworms while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of a ride that you won’t want to miss! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Players:	108/300	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Votes:	3113	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mines Excavated:	3078
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14