| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5105 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2374 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
HARD PVP, CHEAP DONATIONS
d1.minely.pro:25682
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9435 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 104 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8603 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 239 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8745 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.
so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3733 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
BayanetNew.aternos.me:52879
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 4535 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 371349 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5357 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8654 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8559 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 497 | New Chunks Explored: | 255689 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!
So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6585 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4368 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 114 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.
oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.
so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 9379 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5804 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 6468 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9550 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8739 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 163 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.
So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9688 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 171 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
