Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Tarantino himself declared our server as a masterpiece, even comparing it to Joker 2 (which doesn’t even exist, but who cares, it’s Tarantino!). And as if that wasn’t enough, the Chuds (whatever those are) were completely BTFO’d by our players in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted golden eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft. And who knows, maybe you’ll even catch Tarantino himself building a giant movie set made entirely out of diamond blocks!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
Orbs of Power Found: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Bars

    Blocky Bars

    Step into a world of nostalgic prison gameplay with modern twists! Our Classic Prison Server brings you back to the roots of the beloved prison genre, with a focus on progression and exciting enhancements. Start from the bottom as a lowly inmate, working your way up through the ranks by mining, crafting, and trading your way to freedom.Features:Classic Cells: Claim your personal space behind bars, fully customizable to show off your achievements and store your valuable items.Enchantment Shards: Collect rare shards to upgrade your gear and gain powerful enchantments that will give you the edge.Custom Currencies: Trade and barter using unique currencies exclusive to the prison economy, giving depth to trading and buying powerful items.Commissaries: Access limited-time stores where you can sell your items for an increased price!Rank Progression: Start from the lowest rank and rise through the prison hierarchy, unlocking new mines, perks, and privileges as you go.PvP and Gangs: Form alliances or go solo in the fight for dominance. Gangs allow players to team up and compete for control of resources and territory. [Coming Soon]Experience the balance of classic prison gameplay with new mechanics designed to keep the grind fresh and rewarding. Will you earn your freedom or dominate the prison world? Join us and find out!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/4FPPMnAuAt Store: https://store.blockybars.net/

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3123 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Divine Spears Created: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Secret Women’s Minecraft Server

    Secret Women’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dirty little secret is that creepers are actually women in disguise asking for sex! That’s right, our server is filled with scandalous encounters and steamy adventures around every corner. Join us if you dare to uncover the truth behind Minecraft’s most mysterious creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this mythical prize?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also known for its wild parties and epic build battles. Compete against other players to see who can create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. The stakes are high, but the rewards are even higher.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with surprises, secrets, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers…they might not be as innocent as they seem.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Plight of the American Male Minecraft SMP

    Plight of the American Male Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the American male sitting around playing video games all day instead of contributing to society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and help us solve the plight of the American male by putting him back into the workforce… in Minecraft!

    We have created a virtual economy where players can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even start their own businesses. Who needs a job in the real world when you can be a virtual entrepreneur in our SMP?

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly marriage ceremonies where players can find their virtual soulmate and start a virtual family. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

    So come join us and be a part of the solution to getting the American male off the couch and into the virtual workforce. Plus, where else can you say you got married in Minecraft? Join us now and start living the dream… in pixels!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Genius Merlin

    Genius Merlin

    Welcome to Genius Merlin!

    Discover Genius Merlin, the Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to the next level! With custom textures and cutting-edge systems, we create an immersive gaming environment across multiple worlds, all managed via BungeeCord for a seamless and exciting experience.

    Why choose Genius Merlin? – Enhanced visual experience: Our unique textures transform each block into a work of art. – Multiple Worlds: Explore interconnected realms, each with their own challenges and treasures. – International server: Play with people from different places and make new friends. – Dedicated support: Our team is always available both on the server and on Discord to help you with anything you need.

    Join our Brazilian community and start your Genius Merlin adventure today!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ores Mined: 5697
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Cunt Fixer Minecraft Server

    Cunt Fixer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! Join us and never have to worry about dealing with rude players again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a player who was banned for being too much of a bitch. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Darkin Network

    Darkin Network

    A newly created factions server that is perfect for all types of players, from veterans to newbies. Server uses spawner grinding, McMMO, quests, custom enchants and more to make your experience fun.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Crops Grown: 9560 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • EclipseCraft 1.20.6 Minecraft server

    EclipseCraft 1.20.6 Minecraft server

    1.Pure vanilla experience:

    No mods or plugins: Play Minecraft the way the developers intended. We don’t have any modifications, just pure, original gameplay.

    Updates: We always keep the server up to date so you can enjoy the latest updates and new features.

    Player community:

    2.Friendly community:

    Our server is renowned for its welcoming and supportive atmosphere. Here you will find like-minded people ready to help and share their advice.

    Collaborative Projects: Build, explore and fight together with other players. Participate in joint projects and create amazing buildings.

    3.Survival and construction:

    Survival Mode: Test your survival skills. Explore the world, get resources, build your houses and protect yourself from mobs.

    Epic Buildings: Show off your imagination and building skills. Build castles, cities and unique structures that will impress other players.

    Our Discord – https://discord.gg/uPPsZVc92Q

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1360 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Desperate Dems Minecraft Server

    Desperate Dems Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where Democrats are getting so desperate, they’re building secret underground bases to hide from the Republicans! Watch as they try to navigate through treacherous traps and challenges set up by their opponents, all while trying to pass their own legislation to ban creepers from exploding near their precious builds. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SSD to NVME Upgrade Minecraft SMP

    SSD to NVME Upgrade Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our storage upgrades are more exciting than a creeper explosion! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of why that old Kingston Sata SSD was as slow as a snail riding a turtle. Rumor has it that the ghosts of ancient Minecraft players haunt its digital corridors, causing lag and frustration for all who dare to use it. But fear not, for with our new Adata NVME, we shall soar through the virtual world at lightning speed, leaving our HDD-like past behind us. So come join us on this epic journey of storage upgrades, ghostly encounters, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way. Who knows what mysteries await in our pixelated realm? Join now and find out for yourself!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Santa’s North Pole Minecraft Server

    Santa’s North Pole Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more magical than Santa’s workshop? Well, look no further because our server is where Santa Claus goes to unwind after a long night of delivering presents! That’s right, Santa himself is a regular player on our server, building snowmen and mining for diamonds when he’s not busy spreading holiday cheer. And if Santa doesn’t visit your country, don’t worry – we have our own version of Santa who rides a llama instead of a sleigh and delivers presents made out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a jolly good time and experience the holiday spirit all year round!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 672812 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Crops Grown: 2253 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • the world is ending Minecraft SMP

    the world is ending Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to survive the end of the world in style!

    Join us and become a part of a wacky community where we fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, ride pigs into battle, and build giant statues of Steve out of gold blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is the only place where you can find the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that can destroy entire villages.

    So why should you be saved from the end of the world? Because only on our server can you experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of creepers while riding a flying llama with a laser beam attached to its head. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a hero in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Farms Harvested: 295 Divine Spears Created: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MythFallen Skyblock

    MythFallen Skyblock

    Welcome to MythFallen – A New RPG Skyblock Experience! Key Features: RPG Progression: Level up your character as you gather resources, upgrade your gear, and strengthen your island. The stronger you become, the tougher the challenges you can face! Custom Mobs: Forget the vanilla mobs—MythFallen features fully custom mobs that will test your skills. From sky creatures to elemental beasts, each mob offers a new challenge. Powerful Gear & Items: Unlock unique weapons, armor, and items through progression. Defeating stronger mobs and world bosses rewards you with powerful loot to help you conquer even more dangerous foes. World Boss Fights: Team up with other players to take down massive world bosses in epic battles! These bosses require strategy, cooperation, and the right gear to defeat. Custom Islands: Build, expand, and customize your Skyblock island. Every player has the freedom to shape their island as they see fit—whether you’re designing a fortress, a farm, or an epic base. Economy & Shops: Utilize our in-game economy system to trade, buy and sell items with other players, or visit shops to get what you need for your next adventure. Friendly Community: Our server is brand new, and we’re excited to grow with you! Join a community of players who are just as eager to explore, fight, and build as you are.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Don’t Peek Minecraft Server

    Don’t Peek Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time when a pack of llamas took over the spawn point and declared themselves the rulers of the server? Trust us, you won’t find moments like these anywhere else.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when Kronii tells you not to look, you know it’s gonna be a crazy good time!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dimension Hops: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2242

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2242
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for our 5th Anniversary Edition where we celebrate by building giant statues of demon princesses and running small assassin businesses with our weapons specialist Moxxie.

    In this server, you can pursue your seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in Hell. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Plus, we have a hotel where patients can “check out” into Heaven. It’s like Airbnb, but for demons!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for epic battles against bruiser Millie and her hellhound receptionist Loona. Survive each other while running a startup in Hell, because nothing says fun like demon entrepreneurship.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong tolerance for demon shenanigans. See you in Hell!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mines Excavated: 3077
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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