so, like, u know how astronauts go to space n stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level. we have a whole space station in minecraft, where u can be an astronaut and travel to mars! but here’s the catch – ur kidneys may not survive the roundtrip! yep, u heard that right. our space station is so realistic that ur kidneys might just give up on u. but hey, who needs kidneys when u can explore the red planet, right? join us for the ultimate space adventure, where kidney failure is just part of the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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