🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is now, old man! 🚀 Are you ready to join a world that is unimaginable but oh so real? 🌍 Forget about boring old reality, come and join us for a wild ride! 🎢
🔥 Our server is like no other, it’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in a world that is white, homogenous, and totally trad! 🕰️ We’re talking Christian values, no gay marriage, no abortion, and patriotic marches that will make your head spin! 🏳️🌈 But don’t worry, we’ve got a military parade celebrating victory over bolsheviks in 1920, so it’s all good! 💪
💰 And did we mention how prosperous and advanced our server is? 💸 It’s like living in a monocultural paradise, where everything is clean and safe! 🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪
Disclaimer: This description is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. We do not endorse or promote any of the beliefs or values mentioned above. Just come and have fun with us in the virtual world of Minecraft! 🎮
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!
Are you tired of not being able to find a young bride in Canada or Quebec because the last generation didn’t breed? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the influx of young brownies coming over to study and work, increasing your chances of finding a young bride when you’re older. And the best part? Quebec imported brownies are mostly females, so our population is skewing towards being more feminine! Say goodbye to your worries and hello to a future full of young brides on our server. Don’t miss out on this opportunity, join now and start your journey to finding love among the brownies!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding embassies, declaring war on countries, and redeeming ships like a true badass!
Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be too busy planning your next epic response to international incidents. Who needs WWIII when you can have a virtual war right in Minecraft?
And don’t worry about Trump losing or the world turning upside down, because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let’s see if our outrageous predictions come true or if we all just end up having a good laugh at the end. See you there!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong. That’s right, we have mutant creepers, zombie villagers, and even a dragon president who is trying to take over the world! But don’t worry, we have plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is also a portal to other dimensions! You can travel to a land filled with candy, a world where pigs fly, or even a realm where everything is made of cheese. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens and killer bunnies – they’re not your average mobs!
Looking for a server that feels vanilla, but with some new changes to spice things up? Look no further! GRG:MC is a survival server built with the community in mind. Through a combination of community ideas, GRG:MC has evolved with custom enchantments, armor, talisman buffs, and minigame events to keep Minecraft fresh and exciting!
With our beautiful lands system, you can stake claim to your land, invite members, and work to become the most prosperous village in the server. By allying with some of the most powerful lands, you can become a nation where it is your choice to be a fair and just leader, or take the path of corruption and tax your citizens for all their gold.
Griefing is not allowed, HOWEVER, you can declare a war on another land. If BOTH SIDES consent to the war, for the next 24 hours, their land and chests will become lootable. The land with the most kills will be declared the winner.
GRG:MC also boasts several random minigame events such as TNT Tag, Spleef, Paintball, Quake, and much more! Come have a blast with our friendly community!
Solomon’s Descent is a Minecraft server inspired by the anime “Magi.” In this world you can be whatever you want to be. You can become king and wage war on enemy nations, or conquer dungeons and acquire untold power. Your destiny is yours to command.
Survival PVP With A Twist!
Run by veteran Minecraft players, Sourbloc is a server meant to make vanilla features feel newer and more interesting. We have an active discord voice chat and are looking to expand our community!
Minimal Claiming
Claim your builds, but take extra care to protect yourself! Stealing and PvP are enabled in claims. Builders are safe to make whatever they’d like without fear, but raiding is encouraged!
Minimal Rules
No one joins a server to hear hate speech, but no one wants to be censored either. Sourbloc doesn’t care what you say or do, as long as it isn’t hateful or spam.
Custom Mobs
Fight new kinds of spiders and zombies! Run for your life when a giant appears, or try to fight him for a boatload of diamonds!
Custom Enchants
Try your luck with /enchanter and pay diamonds for exciting enchantments!
