so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
Astral Projections Made: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 11
Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Orbs of Power Found: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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