so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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