so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Crops Grown: 3486 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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