so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Farms Harvested: 455 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
Dimension Hops: 2 Ores Mined: 8828
Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Servers