so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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