so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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