JoyThiefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just feelin like u not good enough? like u buildin ur lil house and then u see someone else’s and u just like, “dang, i suck”? well, not on this server, my dude. on this server, we all suck equally. no one is better than anyone else, we all just here to have a good time and build some wonky lookin houses.

we got a whole area dedicated to building the ugliest, most ridiculous statues u can think of. want to build a giant chicken with a human face? go for it. want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? why not. the possibilities are endless, my friend.

and don’t even get me started on the community events. every saturday night, we have a “best dressed” competition where everyone has to dress up in the most ridiculous outfit they can find. last week, someone showed up in a hot dog costume made entirely out of diamonds. it was a sight to behold.

so come join us on this server, where everyone is equally terrible at minecraft and we all just here to have a good time. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyHeirloom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	180	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Farms Harvested:	362

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ParisianParkingMadness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

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TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

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Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GymCrafters: AITA?

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Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Buildings Constructed:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	2133
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Iran Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll experience the true power of Iran…wait, what? Yes, that’s right! Our server is so epic that even Iran is jealous of our pixelated prowess.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crab Minecraft SMP More

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more crabs than you can shake a pickaxe at! That’s right, we’ve got a crustacean infestation that will keep you on your toes as you try to navigate through the sea of pinchy friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have banded together to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them in an epic battle for dominance?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure buried deep within the spawn area. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose more crab!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	111	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ManChildMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Animals Bred:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!