JoyThiefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyLoveIsland

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	461
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Legendary Benders SMP

Economy, Factions, Minecraft SMP server Bending Earth Water Air Fire Chi bending Light bending Dark bending Auction Factions Ultimateclaims Land claiming Plugin Videos Money Enemies Power Fun, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

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MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Towns Built:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ores Mined:	8908	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

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That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	1602	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Anonymous SMP Experience

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pet ChatCraft

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Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mines Excavated:	4275	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyUkrainians

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lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3188	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ores Mined:	6624

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Woof Talkers United

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come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyHeirloom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	40