JoyThiefCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

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Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	3168	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

aita, Apologize.., Best Friend, Blame, brother, DEFEND, ex, ExBoyfriendPeepinTom, fragile, hurt, Leave, loyalty, naked, perv, sister, Situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

Ability, control, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, flying, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, manipulate, mind reading, MindReader, power, shape shifting, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, time travel, Unique, wish

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockyLoveIsland

annoying habits, biggest turn off, biggest turn offs in a partner, biggest turn offs in a person, BlockyLoveIsland, DATING, deal breakers, Pet Peeves, relationships, things that turn me off, turn off behaviors, turn off characteristics, turn off qualities, turn offs in a crush, turn offs in a girl, turn offs in a guy, turn offs in a partner, turn offs in a potential partner, turn offs in a relationship, turn offs in a significant other

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	298	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mines Excavated:	4122

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

breast cancer, Chronic illness, Crafters, Endurance, FATIGUE, fragile, Frailty, health, hematopoietic cell transplant, long term, oncology, physical performance, pre-frailty, quality of life, Recovery, Rehabilitation, resilience, strength, survivor care, survivors, survivorship, unite, well-being

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Legendary Benders SMP

Economy, Factions, Minecraft SMP server Bending Earth Water Air Fire Chi bending Light bending Dark bending Auction Factions Ultimateclaims Land claiming Plugin Videos Money Enemies Power Fun, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, competitive, DISCOUNTS, donation, Elite, Events, Free donation, Fun, MineBlaze, Minecraft, mobs, ONLINE, Promotion, pvp arena, Server, weapons, Weddings

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

1.20.1, Adventure, Awesome, boss fights, BUILD, crazy, Create, Details, Discord, Edition, Fabric, Griefing, GrownUps, java, Join, landscape, Machines, Meet, Message, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Relax, Safe, Server, Silly Squirrels, squirrel, zones

That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2192
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Void Gems Collected:	37

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

bbc fetish, Brazil, cuck fetish, cucks, Cultural differences, facebook groups, fetishization, first world, global perspectives, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, Race, racial dynamics, racial obsession, Server, sexual preferences, social media, societal norms, Stereotypes, whatsapp groups, white cucks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Anonymous SMP Experience

ANONYMOUS, asian music, boy band, Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Experience, fan community, Fandom, IDOLS, K-pop group, korean pop, Kpop, Music, Music (Industry), music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fans, No. 69627765, online forum, pop culture, smp, south korea

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

aita, ashamed, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, couples, CraftyHub, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Etiquette, husband, Marriage, public behavior, relationship issues, Respect, rude behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Shameless, social situations, Social Skills, Spouse, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	6032
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pet ChatCraft

Animals, ChatCraft, Communication, pet, pet behavior, pet communication, pet conversations, pet desires, pet emotions, pet expressions, pet language, pet love, pet owners, pet relationships, pet speaking, pet talking, pet thoughts, pet voices, pet wishes, Pets, talking pets

Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	3