Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 187
Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Dragon Eggs Found: 801 Villages Defended: 15
Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Potions Brewed: 131 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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