so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Enchantments Applied: 288 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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