so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Endless Night Skies: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 232 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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