| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4595 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 3161 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5338 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5230 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 36 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8231 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4412 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 757 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 330 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| Rank | Requirements |
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 216 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9112 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6736 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3321 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 1204 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 392 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 87426 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9913 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 936 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 1963 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7248 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4897 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7775 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2783 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2397 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3494 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7161 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1671 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!
We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!
And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!
Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!
Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!
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Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8272 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Votes: | 516 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3260 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.
