HootlessCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	214
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pick-a-Block: Only One

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7767	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyPixelSisters

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	4098	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyMcCraftface

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ores Mined:	8973
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23