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ClassyCraftyRevenge

aita, asian, Banh Mi, Brazilian-American, brigadeiro, Chinese, Chinese American, classmates, ClassyCraftyRevenge, Conflict Resolution, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Family Support, Latinx, Mexican, racial tensions, racism, School, suspension, Vietnamese

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, communication skills, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Honesty, Minecraft, no filter, NoFilterNoFilter, overshare, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Self-expression, smp, social cues, social etiquette, social interactions, social media, social norms, Social Skills, transparency

Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9729

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NostalgicCraft

childhood adventures, childhood books, childhood dreams, childhood food, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood innocence, childhood laughter, childhood memories, childhood movies, childhood music, childhood places, childhood sights, childhood smells, childhood sounds, childhood TV shows, forgotten things, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old toys, past experiences

Remember the days when you used to believe that if you dig deep enough in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mystical land of unicorns and flying pigs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted chicken along the way! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the wonder of your childhood dreams!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

age, CommieCraft, communism, Communist China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, International, Minecraft, motherland, nationalism, Politics, president, relations, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like tryna make Communist China yo mama! Taiwan’s president be like, “Nah bro, we older than dat, ain’t no way China gonna be our mama!” So come join dis server and be part of da epic battle for who’s gonna be yo mama! Plus, we got epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind! So what you waitin for? Join now and show China who’s boss!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TacoTownMassacre

Assassination, Community, Corruption, crime, current events, Government, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Mayor, Mexican, mexico, Murdered, News, Politics, public service, TacoTownMassacre, Tragedy, violence

so, like, this server is so lit that even mexican mayors are joining and getting murdered for it. like, this mayor started his job and boom, gone. but don’t worry, on this server you can respawn as many times as you want. maybe the mayor just wanted to keep respawning and playing on this epic server. join now for a killer time (literally)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1628	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Straight Up Minecraft Server

arousal, attraction, Boundaries, Curiosity, desire, dyke, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, GIF, hot, Lesbian, Minecraft, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Straight.., taboo, temptation, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the straightest players can’t resist the sapphic temptations of our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and lesbian love stories that will make you question your sexuality (in the best way possible). Who knew crafting and mining could lead to such steamy encounters? Don’t miss out on the chance to explore your hidden desires in a blocky paradise unlike any other. Join now and let the lesbian thread on /gif/ be just the beginning of your adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockMania Minecraft SMP – WWE Edition

African American, black male wrestlers, blockmania, Diversity, Edition, equality, Featured, fightful, inclusion, Intentional, lack of representation, Minecraft, Minority, ppv, Racial equality, representation matters, sean ross sapp, single talent, smp, social justice, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe

Are you tired of the lack of representation for black male wrestlers in the WWE? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be a part of a community where black male single talent gets featured like never before. WWE may be slow to catch on, but we’re ahead of the game. Plus, rumor has it that John Cena himself is a secret member of our SMP, so you never know who you might run into! Join now and be a part of the revolution in gaming representation. Let’s show WWE how it’s done!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PixelPickUpCraft

asking out, attraction, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, guys, intelligence, interests, Kindness, long term, looks, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPickUpCraft, Preferences, Qualities, reddit, relationships, romance, sense of humor, short-term

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating paradise!

Join us and find your perfect pixelated partner while exploring our vast world filled with romantic adventures. From building heart-shaped houses to going on virtual dates in our enchanting forests, love is just a block away on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who give out relationship advice in exchange for golden carrots. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of service anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love (and laughter) begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

What are Minecraft servers like HarmonyCraft ?

Active players, Builds, Community, custom resource packs, Discord, Economy, Events, Frequent Updates, Friendly, Minigames, Plugins, Projects, ps4, PS5, Redstone, server reset, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Serenity SMP: Serenity SMP is a whitelisted Minecraft Survival server that offers a sense of community and long-term gameplay similar to HarmonyCraft. With custom plugins and a focus on player-driven content, Serenity SMP provides a unique and engaging experience for players looking for a server like HarmonyCraft.
UnityCraft: UnityCraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that prioritizes collaboration and creativity among its players. With a strong emphasis on building and exploration, UnityCraft offers a similar immersive experience to HarmonyCraft, with the added bonus of a friendly and supportive community.
Peaceful Haven: Peaceful Haven is a family-friendly Minecraft server focused on creating a safe and enjoyable environment for players of all ages. With a variety of custom plugins and a dedicated staff team, Peaceful Haven offers a welcoming atmosphere that is reminiscent of the community-driven experience found on HarmonyCraft.
TranquilityCraft: TranquilityCraft is a whitelisted Minecraft server that prides itself on providing a peaceful and relaxing gameplay experience for its players. With a focus on building, exploration, and community interaction, TranquilityCraft offers a tranquil setting similar to HarmonyCraft, where players can unwind and enjoy the game at their own pace.
ZenithCraft: ZenithCraft is a custom Minecraft server that offers a unique and immersive gameplay experience for players seeking something different from the typical survival server. With custom quests, dungeons, and events, ZenithCraft provides a fresh and exciting twist on the traditional Minecraft experience, similar to the innovative elements found on HarmonyCraft.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KendoCraft NEW ENCHANTS, NEW BOSSES Minecraft server

Enchantments, Extensive economy, KendoCraft, minecraft server, Minimum lags, new bosses, New Enchants, pvp system, Unique artifacts, unique items, weapons

KendoCraft – A unique project among others on version 1.1.5!

– Extensive economy

– Unique items, including unique artifacts and enchantments.

– Weapons

– PvP System

– Minimum number of lags.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kawaii Slime Minecraft Server

Kawaii, Minecraft, Server, Slime

Tired of your slime girlfriend leaving a sticky mess all over your bed? Join our Minecraft server and build a slime-proof fortress to keep her contained! With our advanced anti-slime technology, you can finally get a good night’s sleep without worrying about waking up in a puddle of goo. Plus, our community of players is always ready to help you come up with creative solutions to your slime-related problems. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to slimey surprises in the morning!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Euro Pores Minecraft SMP

anger, class warfare, disparity, economic disparity, economic hardship, economic inequality, economic injustice, envy, EURO, Europe, Europoors, financial struggle, Frustration, income gap, Jealousy, Minecraft, pores, POVERTY, Resentment, seethe, smp, social class, social divide, Wealth Inequality

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone builds the same old dirt huts and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to make all the europoors seethe with jealousy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most ridiculous creations you’ve ever seen.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that will leave you scratching your head, and PvP battles that will make you question your sanity.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because if you’re not here, you’re missing out on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane experience of your gaming life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Boomer Health Crisis: Minecraft Edition

Aging population, baby boomers, boomer, Cancer, Chronic illnesses, Crisis, Edition, generational health drift, health, health decline, health trends, healthcare challenges, healthcare costs, healthcare disparities, healthcare system, Heart Disease, lifestyle diseases., longer life expectancy, Minecraft, obesity, preventative healthcare., public health crisis, type 2 diabetes, worse health, younger generations

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where baby boomers are living longer, but they’re all in terrible health! Obesity, type 2 diabetes, cancer, heart disease – you name it, they’ve got it! It’s like a generational health drift, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server and witness the chaos as our players battle it out to see who can survive the longest with all these crazy health issues. Will you be the one to outlast them all? Or will you succumb to the madness and join the ranks of the unhealthy boomers?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special power-ups that can give you super strength, speed, and even the ability to eat all the junk food you want without consequences! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where health is a luxury and chaos reigns supreme!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DILF CRAFT Minecraft Server

age gap, Craft, Daddy Issues, degradation, DILF, DILFS, dirty talk, Domination, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, kink, Mature, Minecraft, older men, power dynamics, Roleplay, rough sex, seduction, Server, Sluts, Submission, taboo, taboo relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in ruining sluts with men who are way too old for them! Our community of degenerates aged 35 and up are ready to degrade and dominate these poor unsuspecting players.

Join us for a chance to witness outrageous scenarios like a 60-year-old man building a mansion for a 20-year-old e-girl, only to trap her inside and force her to mine diamonds for him. Or how about a group of silver foxes forming a cult and brainwashing young players into becoming their Minecraft wives?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of these insane stories and more on our server. Join now and let the chaos unfold!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Is this real? Why would anyone keep on living like this Minecraft SMP

coping mechanism, deep introspection, doubt, emotional struggle, existential crisis, existential dread, existential philosophy, finding purpose, inner turmoil, life choices, life’s meaning, Living, mental health, Minecraft, philosophical thoughts, purpose of living, questioning life, real, reality check, searching for meaning, self reflection, smp, Soul searching, uncertainty

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted access to the magical land of unlimited resources and enchanted weapons.

So why keep living a boring Minecraft life when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3