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TacoTownMassacre

Assassination, Community, Corruption, crime, current events, Government, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Mayor, Mexican, mexico, Murdered, News, Politics, public service, TacoTownMassacre, Tragedy, violence

so, like, this server is so lit that even mexican mayors are joining and getting murdered for it. like, this mayor started his job and boom, gone. but don’t worry, on this server you can respawn as many times as you want. maybe the mayor just wanted to keep respawning and playing on this epic server. join now for a killer time (literally)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Straight Up Minecraft Server

arousal, attraction, Boundaries, Curiosity, desire, dyke, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, GIF, hot, Lesbian, Minecraft, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Straight.., taboo, temptation, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the straightest players can’t resist the sapphic temptations of our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and lesbian love stories that will make you question your sexuality (in the best way possible). Who knew crafting and mining could lead to such steamy encounters? Don’t miss out on the chance to explore your hidden desires in a blocky paradise unlike any other. Join now and let the lesbian thread on /gif/ be just the beginning of your adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockMania Minecraft SMP – WWE Edition

African American, black male wrestlers, blockmania, Diversity, Edition, equality, Featured, fightful, inclusion, Intentional, lack of representation, Minecraft, Minority, ppv, Racial equality, representation matters, sean ross sapp, single talent, smp, social justice, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe

Are you tired of the lack of representation for black male wrestlers in the WWE? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be a part of a community where black male single talent gets featured like never before. WWE may be slow to catch on, but we’re ahead of the game. Plus, rumor has it that John Cena himself is a secret member of our SMP, so you never know who you might run into! Join now and be a part of the revolution in gaming representation. Let’s show WWE how it’s done!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PixelPickUpCraft

asking out, attraction, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, guys, intelligence, interests, Kindness, long term, looks, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPickUpCraft, Preferences, Qualities, reddit, relationships, romance, sense of humor, short-term

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating paradise!

Join us and find your perfect pixelated partner while exploring our vast world filled with romantic adventures. From building heart-shaped houses to going on virtual dates in our enchanting forests, love is just a block away on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who give out relationship advice in exchange for golden carrots. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of service anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the love (and laughter) begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

What are Minecraft servers like HarmonyCraft ?

Active players, Builds, Community, custom resource packs, Discord, Economy, Events, Frequent Updates, Friendly, Minigames, Plugins, Projects, ps4, PS5, Redstone, server reset, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Serenity SMP: Serenity SMP is a whitelisted Minecraft Survival server that offers a sense of community and long-term gameplay similar to HarmonyCraft. With custom plugins and a focus on player-driven content, Serenity SMP provides a unique and engaging experience for players looking for a server like HarmonyCraft.
UnityCraft: UnityCraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that prioritizes collaboration and creativity among its players. With a strong emphasis on building and exploration, UnityCraft offers a similar immersive experience to HarmonyCraft, with the added bonus of a friendly and supportive community.
Peaceful Haven: Peaceful Haven is a family-friendly Minecraft server focused on creating a safe and enjoyable environment for players of all ages. With a variety of custom plugins and a dedicated staff team, Peaceful Haven offers a welcoming atmosphere that is reminiscent of the community-driven experience found on HarmonyCraft.
TranquilityCraft: TranquilityCraft is a whitelisted Minecraft server that prides itself on providing a peaceful and relaxing gameplay experience for its players. With a focus on building, exploration, and community interaction, TranquilityCraft offers a tranquil setting similar to HarmonyCraft, where players can unwind and enjoy the game at their own pace.
ZenithCraft: ZenithCraft is a custom Minecraft server that offers a unique and immersive gameplay experience for players seeking something different from the typical survival server. With custom quests, dungeons, and events, ZenithCraft provides a fresh and exciting twist on the traditional Minecraft experience, similar to the innovative elements found on HarmonyCraft.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KendoCraft NEW ENCHANTS, NEW BOSSES Minecraft server

Enchantments, Extensive economy, KendoCraft, minecraft server, Minimum lags, new bosses, New Enchants, pvp system, Unique artifacts, unique items, weapons

KendoCraft – A unique project among others on version 1.1.5!

– Extensive economy

– Unique items, including unique artifacts and enchantments.

– Weapons

– PvP System

– Minimum number of lags.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Kawaii Slime Minecraft Server

Kawaii, Minecraft, Server, Slime

Tired of your slime girlfriend leaving a sticky mess all over your bed? Join our Minecraft server and build a slime-proof fortress to keep her contained! With our advanced anti-slime technology, you can finally get a good night’s sleep without worrying about waking up in a puddle of goo. Plus, our community of players is always ready to help you come up with creative solutions to your slime-related problems. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to slimey surprises in the morning!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Animals Bred:	104

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Euro Pores Minecraft SMP

anger, class warfare, disparity, economic disparity, economic hardship, economic inequality, economic injustice, envy, EURO, Europe, Europoors, financial struggle, Frustration, income gap, Jealousy, Minecraft, pores, POVERTY, Resentment, seethe, smp, social class, social divide, Wealth Inequality

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone builds the same old dirt huts and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to make all the europoors seethe with jealousy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and crazy shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most ridiculous creations you’ve ever seen.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that will leave you scratching your head, and PvP battles that will make you question your sanity.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because if you’re not here, you’re missing out on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane experience of your gaming life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Boomer Health Crisis: Minecraft Edition

Aging population, baby boomers, boomer, Cancer, Chronic illnesses, Crisis, Edition, generational health drift, health, health decline, health trends, healthcare challenges, healthcare costs, healthcare disparities, healthcare system, Heart Disease, lifestyle diseases., longer life expectancy, Minecraft, obesity, preventative healthcare., public health crisis, type 2 diabetes, worse health, younger generations

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where baby boomers are living longer, but they’re all in terrible health! Obesity, type 2 diabetes, cancer, heart disease – you name it, they’ve got it! It’s like a generational health drift, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server and witness the chaos as our players battle it out to see who can survive the longest with all these crazy health issues. Will you be the one to outlast them all? Or will you succumb to the madness and join the ranks of the unhealthy boomers?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special power-ups that can give you super strength, speed, and even the ability to eat all the junk food you want without consequences! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where health is a luxury and chaos reigns supreme!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DILF CRAFT Minecraft Server

age gap, Craft, Daddy Issues, degradation, DILF, DILFS, dirty talk, Domination, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, kink, Mature, Minecraft, older men, power dynamics, Roleplay, rough sex, seduction, Server, Sluts, Submission, taboo, taboo relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in ruining sluts with men who are way too old for them! Our community of degenerates aged 35 and up are ready to degrade and dominate these poor unsuspecting players.

Join us for a chance to witness outrageous scenarios like a 60-year-old man building a mansion for a 20-year-old e-girl, only to trap her inside and force her to mine diamonds for him. Or how about a group of silver foxes forming a cult and brainwashing young players into becoming their Minecraft wives?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of these insane stories and more on our server. Join now and let the chaos unfold!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Is this real? Why would anyone keep on living like this Minecraft SMP

coping mechanism, deep introspection, doubt, emotional struggle, existential crisis, existential dread, existential philosophy, finding purpose, inner turmoil, life choices, life’s meaning, Living, mental health, Minecraft, philosophical thoughts, purpose of living, questioning life, real, reality check, searching for meaning, self reflection, smp, Soul searching, uncertainty

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted access to the magical land of unlimited resources and enchanted weapons.

So why keep living a boring Minecraft life when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SpookyStepSibNoGo

aita, blended family, disagreement, dollar tree, employee perks, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, halloween event, instagram, Job, Perks, pick me up, Retail, Siblings, social media, special passes, SpookyStepSibNoGo, step-sibling, Theme Park, work event

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world of blocks and pixels? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of sibling rivalry.

Our server offers exclusive perks like employee preview nights for big events (in-game, of course) and special passes for our virtual Halloween event. Bring a guest and show off your building skills to impress them – who knows, you might even find love in the world of Minecraft!

Forget about Dollar Tree drama and retail woes, come join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Build, explore, and maybe even settle some family disputes in a way only possible in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	78
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CreeperCrisisMC

anxiety, CreeperCrisisMC, death, Disappointment, Disaster, DREAD, Failure, fear, Future, Insecurity, Life, Loneliness, Loss, Nightmare, Phobia, rejection, Tragedy, uncertainty, Vulnerability, worry, Worst Case Scenario

Are you afraid of getting stuck in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with dragons, unicorns, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons break it down on the dance floor. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your boring, fear-filled life. Adventure awaits!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyBoom Minecraft Server

Airport, Attack, CASUALTIES, Chinese nationals, Chinese nationals targeted, CraftyBoom, current events, explosion, international relations, investigation, Karachi, Karachi airport attack, Karachi airport explosion, Minecraft, News, Pakistan, security measures, Server, Terrorism, terrorism in Pakistan, Tragedy, violence

Yo, you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving crazy explosions like in Karachi airport? Well, this server is the place for you! Join us and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge explosions left and right, just like those Chinese nationals near the airport. Who needs boring old survival when you can have explosions as your daily dose of excitement? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyDadinKillsUkr

activist killed, anti-government, civil rights, CraftyDadinKillsUkr, Fighting, freedom fighter, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ildar Dadin, injustice, Killed, MARTYR, opposition activist, political activism, protest, Russian, Russian opposition, Russian politics, social justice, tragic death, Ukraine, ukraine conflict

come join our minecraft server, where even russian opposition activists like ildar dadin come to play! he was so good at pvp that he took down a whole army of creepers single-handedly. now he’s a legend in our server, and you can be too! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even make friends with a ghost or two. who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1