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ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	152
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Animals Bred:	159	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Votes:	1930
Dragon Eggs Found:	7426	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Items Found:	6364	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mines Excavated:	4231	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Votes:	6981
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Animals Bred:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1893	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7707	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Players:	109/200	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3711
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	9030	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5