yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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