yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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