yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64
Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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