So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Chimeras Created: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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