So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Mines Excavated: 4931 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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