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ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2264
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	2317
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	7319	Void Armor Forged:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Crops Grown:	8223	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Void Armor Forged:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ores Mined:	2383
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Potions Brewed:	75	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7269
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Votes:	2345
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mines Excavated:	3624

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Animals Bred:	74	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	107	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft

aita, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, daughter’s feelings, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, family vacation, family vacation planning, making husband choose, MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft, parental decision-making, stepfamily boundaries, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily inclusion, stepson’s fiancé, travel accommodations, trip planning, vacation dynamics

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Love Letters Sent:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	4319
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family vacation chaos and ultimate decision-making!

Imagine this: you’re all set for a family vacation with your husband, sons, and daughter. But wait, there’s a plot twist! Your husband invites your stepson’s fiancé without even consulting you. And to top it off, she’s a mean girl who has been rude to your daughter. Talk about vacation drama!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family vacation showdown. Will you choose to stand your ground and kick the fiancé out of the trip? Or will you embrace the chaos and try to make the best of a bad situation? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have family drama in the world of Minecraft?

Backpacks & Bases Minecraft Server

Abandoned, abandoned bases, Backpacks, Bases, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, evacuation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military bases, Minecraft, orders, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Troops, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	152
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in the middle of an epic battle between iran and syria! the abandoned bases are full of treasures and secrets waiting to be discovered. u gotta be quick tho, cuz the soldiers were ordered to take their backpacks and leave, so u gotta grab all the loot before they come back! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!

ImamRainbowCraft

activism, Assassination, discrimination, gay imam, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, ImamRainbowCraft, Islam, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, minority rights, Muhsin Hendricks, Muslim community, openly gay, religious leader, social justice, south africa, tragic event, violence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

yo, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own rainbow mosque in honor of muhsin hendricks, the world’s first openly gay imam who got assassinated in south africa? come join us and pay tribute to this iconic figure by creating the most fabulous mosque the minecraft world has ever seen! we have rainbow sheep, glittery creepers, and a disco ball dungeon for all ur party needs. plus, rumor has it that muhsin’s ghost haunts the server, giving out rainbow diamonds to those who show the most love and acceptance. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s make muhsin proud with our fabulous creations!

LucidSMP

Anti Enderman Grief, Builders, chill server, client side mods, Collabs, Double Shulker Shells, Easy Place, Fabric, Hybrid economy, litematica, Lucidsmp, mini blocks, more mob heads, player heads, proximity chat, shopping district, Single player sleep, smp, Survival, tweakeroo, video content

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	236	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Version	1.21.4
Server Focus	Long-Term (Forever World)
Website	Visit Website
Trailer Video	Watch Video

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are you looking for YouTubers?	Yes, we are actively looking for YouTube video content creators to join our SMP server.
What age do I need to be to join?	You must be 18 or older to join the server.
Do you allow client side mods?	Yes, we encourage client side mods like tweakeroo and Litematica (easy-place is allowed).
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Do not remove blocks or destroy/alter someone’s build.
How do you communicate in-game?	We use Discord and proximity chat for social interactions to avoid messy in-game walls of text.

Players:	110/500	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2133
Zombie Dances:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2