Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
New Chunks Explored: 141743 Void Gems Collected: 27
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafting with Snowflakes

    Crafting with Snowflakes
    Are you tired of not being able to find a young bride in Canada or Quebec because the last generation didn’t breed? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the influx of young brownies coming over to study and work, increasing your chances of finding a young bride when you’re older. And the best part? Quebec imported brownies are mostly females, so our population is skewing towards being more feminine! Say goodbye to your worries and hello to a future full of young brides on our server. Don’t miss out on this opportunity, join now and start your journey to finding love among the brownies!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Duelers – Where Pixels Clash for Glory!

    Crafty Duelers – Where Pixels Clash for Glory!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the Bikes and Goblins Edition – where you can ride bikes while battling goblins in epic Minecraft battles!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a unique feature where you can duel other players in a Yu-Gi-Oh! card game simulator. That’s right, while you’re mining for diamonds, you can also summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon to defeat your enemies!

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases like the Infinite Forbidden expansion pack, where you can unleash forbidden powers to dominate the server. And don’t forget about the 25th Anniversary Rarity Collection II, where you can collect rare items to show off to your friends.

    Join us for the /dng/ Anti-Meta Cup, where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And don’t worry about the banlist – we keep things fresh and exciting with regular updates to keep the gameplay interesting.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew riding bikes and battling goblins could be so exhilarating?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Magic Items Found: 4913
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Villages Defended: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

    Exes & O’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

    So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7250
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!

    DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

    So why is nobody watching this? Because they’re all too busy having the time of their lives on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!

    ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!
    Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

    Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join now for a chance to battle horny image makers, create insane videos with our koi image/video maker, and explore our Koikatsu Database filled with mysteries and surprises!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.

    Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

    CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

    Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool
    Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

    But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

    And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Towns Built: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

    MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon in heat? Look no further, because on our server, you can join Alexstrasza in all her seductive glory! Our server is so hot, it’s like a plunderstorm of fun and excitement.

    With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.

    But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!

    So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5492 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Blocky Bois: No Time for Love, Just Building and Mining!

    Blocky Bois: No Time for Love, Just Building and Mining!
    Are you tired of being a lonely virgin with a porn addiction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a black man struggling with these issues again. Our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and endless opportunities to finally break free from your virginity curse. Plus, our community is so diverse that you’ll never feel alone in your struggles. So come on, join us and let’s conquer those demons together!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Vaginal Minecraft Adventures: Char Aznable’s Redemption

    Vaginal Minecraft Adventures: Char Aznable’s Redemption
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a cameo from Char Aznable with four vaginas (yes, you read that right)! Who knows, maybe he’ll even save Shinji from his eternal angst. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Tribes LOLz

    Crafty Tribes LOLz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of our wacky tribe where we do everything from building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP battles, and even participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest into the sky. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamondsaur” – a giant diamond monster that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get your tribs here! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Emeralds Found: 7199 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

    BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition
    Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more craziness packed into this server than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the Edition Américain attardeAncien, where the blocks are as wild as a llama on roller skates.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs and dancing skeletons. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a rainbow-colored sheep into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chicken juggling flaming arrows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

    CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 495 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CityCraft: No DLC Required! Build, Explore, Laugh! Join Now!

    CityCraft: No DLC Required! Build, Explore, Laugh! Join Now!
    Are you tired of city builder games that require you to mortgage your house just to afford all the DLCs? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without breaking the bank.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of city planning. Rumor has it they can even teach you how to build a skyscraper out of nothing but wool and carrots.

    So why waste your time on other city builder games when you can join our server and become a llama city planning master? Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret (unless you’re allergic to wool, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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