Funstum | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Potions Brewed:	65
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	119563
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2108
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
New Chunks Explored:	950382	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ores Mined:	3512
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	174
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crops Grown:	9170

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crops Grown:	4630
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	941988	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Animals Bred:	97	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	131

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5439
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Star Shards Collected:	194	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Potions Brewed:	46	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Player Shops & Warps
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1