Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Magic Items Found: 1470 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 39

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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